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Hello there, I’m Emre, a product-minded Data Engineer and Software Developer
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Avatar
2009
The longest extended version is the definitive experience. And the more I see this movie, the more I love how unfathomably. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★★
John Candy: I Like Me
2025
Watched on Saturday November 29, 2025.
Rating: No rating
Legally Blonde
2001
So, wait... This fucking lady learns that the fitness chick is scamming people by promoting a physique unattainable strictly from her. . . . .
Rating: ★½
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
1988
A fairly decent remake of the first movie. This one actually looks and feels like it was shot in Illinois. . . . .
Rating: ★★★
Halloween II
1981
Can we talk about how good of a shot Dr. Loomis is? He put 11 slugs in Michael without missing. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★
Halloween
1978
Boy, Michael really put a damper on the homecoming dance.
Rating: ★★★★★
Assault on Precinct 13
1976
Our boy out there wearing the Hamas triangle to go fuck up some pigs.
Rating: ★★★½
Starman
1984
Starman having an appropriate reaction to the smell of cigarettes.
Rating: ★★★★
Christine
1983
You could tell Carpenter was having fun making this one, although it still suffers from the same split protagonist issue. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½
They Live
1988
Not nearly as radical as its reputation suggests, and dare I say it is not even an anti-capitalist movie. You. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½
The Fog
1980
Watched on Friday October 3, 2025.
Rating: ★★★★½
Pearl
2022
This review may contain spoilers. Damn, that monologue scene...
Rating: ★★★½
The Flight of the Phoenix
1965
Rehabilitation of Germans as allies alongside orientalist depictions of Arabs as monstrous murderers is what to expect from a liberal. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★
A Brief History of Time
1991
"If machines produce everything we need, the outcome will depend on how things are distributed," he wrote. "Everyone can enjoy. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Hanna
2011
Fine. Did not age particularly well. The beginning is the most interesting part, there's not much of a middle, and. . . . .
Rating: ★★½
The Soloist
2009
Bunch of liberal bullshit.
Rating: ★½
Rango
2011
I feel like this is becoming a forgotten film, and not without reason – the story is extremely thin, Rango. . . . .
Rating: ★★★
WALL·E
2008
Is the "Wall-E is Satan" theory still in vogue, or are we done with that?
Rating: ★★★★★
Arrival
2016
Scummy racist bullshit. This is such a flagrantly, violently racist piece of propaganda. It's almost shocking how deeply hateful and. . . . .
Rating: ½
The Finest Hours
2016
Absolutely wild that I had no idea this movie even existed a week ago despite its relatively recent release, cast. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½
Jurassic Park
1993
Is this the most satisfying deus ex machina in film?
Rating: ★★★★★
Last Breath
2019
Wild how the film adaptation of this documentary doubled the amount of bailout oxygen and shortened the time he was. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Last Breath
2025
I enjoyed this quite a bit. It's simple, straight-forward, no subplots or dilly-dallying. You're with the main throughline the whole. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½
Only the Brave
2017
The American-ness of this movie is grating on a rewatch, but the drama still holds up well enough. What I. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
2009
One of the most legitimately funny movies of the century with tremendous performances from Mr. T and James Caan, but. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★½
How 'Jaws' Changed the World
2012
Almost completely useless.
Rating: No rating
Playing with Sharks
2021
Wild how they just blame "China" for shark finning, as if that explains everything – all you need to know. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Cruel Jaws
1995
Unreasonably terrible. Makes Jaws 4 look like Andrei Rublev.
Rating: ½
Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story
2025
Gotta love how they claim the story is a criticism of capitalism, and then unironically fawn over how the film. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
2016
A flawed masterpiece if there ever was one. This makes so much more sense after watching Andor. The last 45. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★½
Andor: A Disney+ Day Special Look
2022
This will be a review of Andor, Season 2. Spoilers below. Now that the series is over (after only two seasons?), I. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Brian's Song
1971
Outrageously melodramatic and outdated (almost comedically so), but still emotionally effective thanks to the great performances of, and chemistry between,. . . . .
Rating: ★★★
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
2005
What Enron did that was so bad, to the plutocrats running the country, was being too open about how shitty. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Jaws 3-D
1983
Not nearly as bad as its rating suggests.
Rating: ★★★
Jaws 2
1978
Underrated John Williams score that is on par or potentially superior to the first film's.
Rating: ★★★½
Take Shelter
2011
Still among the greatest movies ever made.
Rating: ★★★★★
Jurassic World Rebirth
2025
This review may contain spoilers. Garbage-tier writing aside, this is a fun, stupid little romp. I liked the adrift family stuff. . . . .
Rating: ★★★
Grizzly Man
2005
Just imagine if this guy was actually cast as Woody on Cheers.
Rating: No rating
9/11
2002
Incredibly harrowing. Perhaps the best documentary on Operation Northwoods that I've seen yet.
Rating: No rating
An American Bombing: The Road to April 19th
2024
Not very informative. Worse yet is how it handwaves legitimate questions like who is John Doe #2, and why did. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Jaws
1975
Watched on Friday June 13, 2025.
Rating: ★★★★★
The Shining
1980
Watched on Sunday June 8, 2025.
Rating: ★★★★★
Andor: A Disney+ Day Special Look
2022
Review of Andor: Season 1, the most explicitly left-wing show you are likely to ever see come from anywhere outside. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
2023
What the fuck is this...? Worst film in the series up to this point by a country mile. Hiring the cinematographer. . . . .
Rating: ★½
Cinderella Man
2005
The exact type of mediocrity and ruling-class propaganda you'd expect from Ron Howard, who wants you to believe that attempting. . . . .
Rating: ★★
The Cutting Edge
1992
From the director of Kazaam, and the writer of Andor, comes a formulaic yet charming film that probably should not. . . . .
Rating: ★★★
Queen of the Ring
2024
Undeniably silly but in a charming way. Brazenly rewrites history, leaves out key figures, and is (perhaps intentionally) vague about. . . . .
Rating: ★★★
Daylight
1996
Showing its age in both a good and bad way, but this is still a strong effort all around. I. . . . .
Rating: ★★★
The Grapes of Wrath
1940
Pretty hard to watch this and come away not understanding why John Steinbeck was a card-carrying communist. Even harder to. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
1977
This sucks. It's held up not quite as well as rancid milk spilled on a hot rock in the Arizona. . . . .
Rating: ★★
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
198 hr
Hearts of Iron IV
105 hr
Soundpad
60 hr
Bodycam
60 hr
Squad
55 hr
Pro Soccer Online
53 hr
Raft
48 hr
Manor Lords
44 hr
A Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia
30 hr
Mount & Blade: Warband
28 hr
Wallpaper Engine
10 hr
Sons Of The Forest
2 hr
Total War: ATTILA
2 hr
Human Fall Flat
1 hr
Half-Life
1 hr
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator
0 hr
Besiege
0 hr
Snake Eyes Dungeon
0 hr
Squad - Public Testing
0 hr
First Class Trouble
0 hr
Field of Glory II: Medieval
0 hr
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