Hey! I'm Emre
(0>1) a software engineer based in Istanbul.
Hello there, Iβm Emre, a product-minded Data Engineer and Software Developer
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Psycho II
1983
Weird how there is absolutely no mention of taxidermy in this. Beer: Ever Grain Sorbetto #109 Apple Chai Cobbler Vanilla. . . . .
Rating: β β β Β½
The Shining
1980
steven king is still carrying on relentlessly, ~50 years after the fact, because The Shining film adaptation is such a. . . . .
Rating: β β β β β
Carrie
1976
Everything about high school in the US empire is wrong. First of all, the curriculum is fucking nonsense and doesn't. . . . .
Rating: β β β β
The Witch
2015
I don't think this holds up very strongly. Once the aesthetic wears off, you have a very plain sequence of. . . . .
Rating: β β β
Prince of Darkness
1987
This would work better as a TV miniseries. There just isn't enough time to explore the themes and learn anything. . . . .
Rating: β β β Β½
The Descent
2005
What happened to Neil Marshall? Did working on Game of Thrones fry his brain or something? He hasn't made a. . . . .
Rating: β β β
The Birds
1963
Melanie really wearing the same clothes for three days. Beer: Hudson Valley Brewery Sincerely Imperial Stout - 4/5 (it's not. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
Tremors
1990
Low-key one of the best directorial debuts ever. But high-key one of the gayest films ever. This movie is so. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
Children of the Corn
1984
Watched on Monday August 31, 2026.
Rating: β β β
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
1974
Watched on Tuesday August 25, 2026.
Rating: β β β β β
The Fog
1980
Watched on Sunday August 23, 2026.
Rating: β β β β Β½
The Last Temptation of Christ
1988
This will likely be the most controversial statement I make on this page, but Martin Scorsese is just not a. . . . .
Rating: β β
Blue Heron
2025
The exact kind of masturbatory navel-gazing MFA drivel you'd expect from a privileged liberal (granddaughter of Hungarian production designer JΓ³zsef. . . . .
Rating: β Β½
Jaws
1975
If Jaws was released in 2026.
Rating: β β β β β
Orca
1977
Is this a good bad movie, or a bad good movie? I don't think it's a bad bad movie, and. . . . .
Rating: β β β
Peeping Tom
1960
Peeping Tom if it was made in 2026.
Rating: β β β β Β½
Deliverance
1972
Would have been so much better if they shot it in the Volume.
Rating: β β β β
National Parks Exploration Series: Yellowstone
2011
Watched on Monday July 13, 2026.
Rating: No rating
Weapons
2025
This review may contain spoilers. Remember when movies were made with lights? Those were good times. Put a fucking light on.. . . . .
Rating: β Β½
Jaws 3-D
1983
Watched on Sunday June 28, 2026.
Rating: β β β
The Rocketeer
1991
You can tell it's fiction because the Americans oppose fascism.
Rating: β β β β
Jaws 2
1978
Watched on Tuesday June 23, 2026.
Rating: β β β Β½
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
1997
This review may contain spoilers. The reason Eddie spends 5 minutes moving heaven and earth in the most heroic acts of. . . . .
Rating: β β Β½
Jurassic Park
1993
This does not hold up very well. Does one single joke in this movie land? All of the humor is. . . . .
Rating: β β β β
Avatar: Fire and Ash
2025
Tan'ok coming in hard with This Nonviolent Stuff'll Get You Killed. Beer: Xul Toro Y Oso Mexican Lager - 4.5/5 (one. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
Saving Private Ryan
1998
I wanted to give this a revisit since it has been several minutes since my last viewing, and my understanding. . . . .
Rating: β
Jaws
1975
Why didn't they also use Hooper's boat to hunt the shark, or instead of Quint's old piece of shit? Would. . . . .
Rating: β β β β β
Nashville
1975
Such a complete and wonderful evisceration of the cognitive ailment that is celebrity worship. There is a line in this. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
A Study in Choreography for Camera
1945
One minute you're looking for more info on who Maya Deren was and learning she was born in Ukraine as. . . . .
Rating: No rating
The Russian Five
2018
Could have been a decent sports documentary if not for the shitty imperialist slopaganda. Let's break this down... When showing the. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Whisper of the Heart
1995
This kind of sincerity is sorely lacking in today's storytelling (an intentional byproduct of the CIA's cold war slopaganda campaigns. . . . .
Rating: β β β β β
The Birds
1963
All character drama for 45 straight minutes and the most you get in the way of "action" or "something happening". . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
Maniac Cop
1988
All cops are bastards and maniacs. It's not just "a few bad apples", as sycophants for capital like to claim, because. . . . .
Rating: β β β Β½
Aliens
1986
I, like James Cameron, consider the Director's Cut/Special Edition to be the "official" version of the movie, because it's objectively. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
Titanic
1997
I love how there is no postmodern ironic detachment in James Cameron films β no doubt one of the primary. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
All the President's Men
1976
All the Cinematographer's Split Diopters. It is almost hilarious β if not fucking hilarious βΒ to watch the press care about. . . . .
Rating: β β β β
The Price of Gold
2014
Watched on Tuesday March 17, 2026.
Rating: No rating
Seven Veils
2023
Dance of the 700 veils. An incredibly layered film that will only reward multiple viewings. No one does an exploration. . . . .
Rating: β β β β
Jia Zhangke's Dance
2026
Luddites are never on the right side of history.
Rating: No rating
The Hunt for Red October
1990
Comically silly anti-communist CIA-taint-licking trash. Released 2 months before Moscow got its first McDonald's, it seems there was no better time. . . . .
Rating: β
The U.S. and the Holocaust
2022
Never forget that the Holocaust was an American business venture. Yeah, pretty fucking weird how that part is left out. . . . .
Rating: No rating
Vertical Limit
2000
Incredibly silly, but also literally the only movie I have seen about rich white motherfuckers climbing tall mountains like dumbasses. . . . .
Rating: β β β
Rosemary's Baby
1968
Watched on Tuesday January 20, 2026.
Rating: β β β β β
The House of the Devil
2009
No matter how many times I see this, and despite its slow-burn pace and uneventful story, I can't help but. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
The Exorcist
1973
This is definitely not in the DSM-5.
Rating: β β β β β
Avatar: Fire and Ash
2025
This review may contain spoilers. I'm not going to go deep with this review (saving that for a future home viewing),. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
Lincoln
2012
I may be over-rating this, but having recently visited Ford's Theater has put me into a mood for period pieces,. . . . .
Rating: β β β Β½
Psycho
1960
And to think, none of this would have happened if automobile and oil companies did not conspire to have America's. . . . .
Rating: β β β β β
Avatar: The Way of Water
2022
This review may contain spoilers. Simultaneously better and worse than the first. The first Avatar film is, in my estimation, a. . . . .
Rating: β β β β Β½
Avatar
2009
The longest extended version is the definitive experience. And the more I see this movie, the more I love how unfathomably. . . . .
Rating: β β β β β
Counter-Strike 2
2,405 hr
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
227 hr
Hearts of Iron IV
111 hr
Bodycam
60 hr
Soundpad
60 hr
Blender
60 hr
Squad
55 hr
Pro Soccer Online
53 hr
Raft
48 hr
eFootball PES 2021 SEASON UPDATE
45 hr
Manor Lords
44 hr
Mount & Blade: Warband
30 hr
A Total War Saga: THRONES OF BRITANNIA
30 hr
Deep Rock Galactic
30 hr
War of Dots
20 hr
Business Tour - Online Multiplayer Board Game
11 hr
Wallpaper Engine
10 hr
PEAK
7 hr
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2
5 hr
RV There Yet?
4 hr
RISK: Global Domination
3 hr
GeoGuessr Steam Edition
2 hr
Sons Of The Forest
2 hr
Total War: ATTILA
2 hr
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
2 hr
KLETKA
2 hr
Muck
1 hr
Human Fall Flat
1 hr
Fistful of Frags
1 hr
Scribble It!
1 hr
MISERY
1 hr
Half-Life
1 hr
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