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Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
163 hr

Hearts of Iron IV
97 hr

Soundpad
60 hr

Squad
55 hr

Pro Soccer Online
53 hr

Bodycam
50 hr

Raft
48 hr

eFootball PES 2021 SEASON UPDATE
45 hr

Blender
45 hr

Manor Lords
40 hr

Mount & Blade: Warband
27 hr

A Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia
19 hr

Wallpaper Engine
10 hr

RISK: Global Domination
3 hr

Total War: ATTILA
2 hr

PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
2 hr

Human Fall Flat
1 hr

Fistful of Frags
1 hr

Scribble It!
1 hr

Half-Life
1 hr
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An American Bombing: The Road to April 19th
2024
Not very informative. Worse yet is how it handwaves legitimate questions like who is John Doe #2, and why did. . . . .
Rating: No rating

Jaws
1975
Watched on Friday June 13, 2025.
Rating: ★★★★★

The Shining
1980
Watched on Sunday June 8, 2025.
Rating: ★★★★★

Andor: A Disney+ Day Special Look
2022
Review of Andor: Season 1, the most explicitly left-wing show you are likely to ever see come from anywhere outside. . . . .
Rating: No rating

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
2023
What the fuck is this...? Worst film in the series up to this point by a country mile. Hiring the cinematographer. . . . .
Rating: ★½

Cinderella Man
2005
The exact type of mediocrity and ruling-class propaganda you'd expect from Ron Howard, who wants you to believe that attempting. . . . .
Rating: ★★

The Cutting Edge
1992
From the director of Kazaam, and the writer of Andor, comes a formulaic yet charming film that probably should not. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Queen of the Ring
2024
Undeniably silly but in a charming way. Brazenly rewrites history, leaves out key figures, and is (perhaps intentionally) vague about. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Daylight
1996
Showing its age in both a good and bad way, but this is still a strong effort all around. I. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

The Grapes of Wrath
1940
Pretty hard to watch this and come away not understanding why John Steinbeck was a card-carrying communist. Even harder to. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

Close Encounters of the Third Kind
1977
This sucks. It's held up not quite as well as rancid milk spilled on a hot rock in the Arizona. . . . .
Rating: ★★

Twisters
2024
Why is this actually pretty good? It is not without flaw, however. This dude wants to help people by studying tornadoes. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Contagion
2011
Almost hilarious to watch this after living through an actual pandemic. No one in any position of power or authority. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Smile 2
2024
So, this was actually pretty fucking awesome. I appreciate that it's simply called Smile 2. The character work is great,. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

Passenger 57
1992
Not sure what I appreciated more – the outrageously funky score, or all the glorious 90's haircuts. Points subtracted for the. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½

Full Metal Jacket
1987
I would still rank this near the bottom of Kubrick's filmography since it doesn't really function as a narrative, the. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

Earthquake
1974
This is such a 1970s movie, and also has some of the best practical effects in film history. An underrated. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

Chaos: The Manson Murders
2025
Didn't go into enough detail about some of the connections, such as Jolly West being Manson's psychiatrist, or that he. . . . .
Rating: No rating

Into the Wild
2007
Why do we need a movie about this random idiot rich fuck? It's decently made, albeit by one of the. . . . .
Rating: ★★½

In the Name of the Father
1993
Man, just...fuck the British.
Rating: ★★★½

The Bravest
2019
Totally a Chinese Bay Michael film, but with some honestly affecting moments, especially in the final 45 minutes or so.. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Getting LOST
2024
Decent doc. Reminded me of how much I enjoyed the show.
Rating: No rating

The Climbers
2019
I, too, would climb to the top of Zhūmùlǎngmǎ Fēng for Zhang Ziyi.
Rating: ★★★½

The Swimmers
2022
Incredibly emotional and moving film, with one main problem – it's not honest about why the "Syrian civil war" (really. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½

Key Largo
1948
Watched on Saturday March 1, 2025.
Rating: ★★★★

Leap
2020
Winner of the 33rd Golden Rooster Award for Best Picture in 2020 (the empire's equivalent would be the Academy Awards).. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

The First Omen
2024
This review may contain spoilers. I feel like there is a good movie hiding behind the quality craft of this film,. . . . .
Rating: ★★½

Cliff Walkers
2021
Might take a second viewing to fully grasp who was on who's side, which will no doubt be rewarding. This. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

The Damned
2024
That is definitely Iceland, although the fisherman's cabin is 10x too large for a crew of about 8 people. Eileen. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½

Blitz
2024
Far better than its reputation would suggest, but that is to be expected when the popular reviews speak preponderantly of. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

The Last Emperor
1987
All-timer. Gotta love how the CPC didn't kill this guy, but instead made him get a job and be a. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★★

A Quiet Place: Day One
2024
Probably my favorite in the (not at all good) series, if only because it annoyed me the least. Also, pizza. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Nosferatu
2024
Retains much of the issues present in the source material (the only problems for the white community are those dirty. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

The Childhood of a Leader
2015
This review may contain spoilers. This is a movie I want to like much more than I do. The craft on. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Eyes Wide Shut
1999
I think Kubrick was trying to tell us something...
Rating: ★★★★½

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
1992
Far more contrived than the first, but still fun. Although, Kevin is neither home, nor is he alone most of. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Home Alone
1990
I forgot how good this was. The "rumors" about the old man, however, have a slight sexual implication, because I. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

The Mist
2007
This review may contain spoilers. The wacky lady said they needed to sacrifice the boy, and help only arrived after the. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

The Substance
2024
I enjoyed this more than I expected, although I do feel like it fell apart in the last half hour.. . . . .
Rating: ★★½

12 Angry Men
1997
Tony Soprano telling the old man that he can say whatever he wants, no one will stop him...that hits different. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

Dolores Claiborne
1995
I'd like to write something extensive about how liberal piece of shit Stephen King masquerades as some kind of twitter. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Apollo 13
1995
This is such good propaganda. Also, if they thought the dude had the measles, you'd think they would tell him maybe. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½

Songs of Earth
2023
Almost like if Terrence Malick made a super mellow Norwegian documentary. Also, if there is a country on the planet. . . . .
Rating: No rating

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
1993
I actually like this one, although I do feel 88 minutes is insufficient for exploring the ideas and especially the. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
1988
I want to know what kind of adult Halloween parties the parents in Haddonfield are always going to instead of. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½

Halloween II
1981
Some of the deleted scenes should have been kept in, especially when the lights go out. Why the hell was. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★

Halloween
1978
Annie is such a horrible friend to Laurie. What an asshole. Beer: Goose Island Bourbon County Bananas Foster Stout 2023. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★★

Drácula
1931
Bela Lugosi makes for a superior Dracula, but I think this movie does almost everything else better than the English-language. . . . .
Rating: ★★★½

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
1989
I actually quite enjoyed this one. Sure, Jason barely takes Manhattan, but I think if it was called Jason Goes. . . . .
Rating: ★★★

The Crucible
1996
A damning indictment of idealist thinking. All analyses must begin from a material basis, with idealism rejected outright. Your thoughts. . . . .
Rating: ★★★★
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